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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-24

I'm a Feminist for Foreigners, But Only If They Don't Disrespect My Brit Slags

A white man's hilarious take on feminism and cultural norms, where he's the loudest feminist for his British women, but only if they're not offending him.


FEMINISM? I don’t need it, I’m a white man. But these foreigners coming to Britain? They’ll find no louder feminist than I if they try disrespecting our slags. <p><strong>FEMINISM? I don’t need it, I’m a white man. But these foreigners coming to Britain? They’ll find no louder feminist than I if they try disrespecting our slags. </strong></p> <p>I believe in gender equality, and we’ve achieved it post-Benny Hill. After the third date we’re splitting the bill, that’s how empowering I am. I also s...

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