Iran Gives Away 10,000 Free Cruise Tickets to Anyone, Because Why Not?

In a bizarre move, The Daily Squib is handing out 10,000 free cruises to anyone, anywhere, because apparently, that's a thing now.

<p>STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - The Daily Squib is giving away 10,000 free cruise tickets. Act now before it's too late.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/66321-exclusive-were-giving-away-10000-free-cruise-tickets.html">EXCLUSIVE: We’re Giving Away 10,000 FREE Cruise Tickets</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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