Australia Finds Oil in Pizza, Fuel Crisis 'Solved' by Prime Minister's Sausage
In a bizarre twist, Australia's fuel crisis has been averted after discovering a vast oil deposit in a Domino's Mega Meatlovers pizza. The government plans to turn the pizza parlor into an oil refinery, satisfying the country's oil needs for a month.
<p>The Australian Government has assured drivers they will no longer feel a pinch at the bowser, after a vast untapped deposit of oil was found inside a Domino’s Mega Meatlovers pizza. In an announcement made outside Domino’s Enmore, Prime Minister Albanese declared the store would soon be opening as an oil refinery. “With just what […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/18/fuel-crisis-averted-unlimited-oil-in-dominos-pizza/">Fuel Crisis Averted After Au...