Local AI Insights: Gas Delivery Trucks Suddenly Gain Sentience, Demand Better Jingle Rotation
Residents of Pescadero and Los Cerritos are baffled as gas delivery trucks, blasting loud jingles, begin demanding better music rotation. 'We can't take another week of 'I'm a Little Teapot' on repeat,' said one frustrated delivery driver. The trucks, now reportedly unionized, are holding out for a more diverse playlist.