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humor Clickhole 2026-03-24

New Tampax Tampons Come with Strings Long Enough for Judges to Grab During Jury Duty

Tampax has introduced tampons with ridiculously long strings to solve a major problem: judges struggling to remove them during jury duty. Now, it's not just the judge who can save the day – anyone in the courtroom can lend a hand!


If you’ve always dreaded being on jury duty because you were worried your judge wouldn’t be able to easily remove your tampon for you from&#8230; <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">If you’ve always dreaded being on jury duty because you were worried your judge wouldn’t be able to easily remove your tampon for you from his bench, you’re in luck: Tampax has introduced a tampon with a string long enough for them to do just that! </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Did somebody say GAME C...

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