An incandescent tourist took to the digital ether to throw a historic tantrum because a tropical destination actually contained local inhabitants going about their daily lives instead of acting as static background props for an all-inclusive selfie. These transient snowbirds fly thousands of miles south just to throw digital formatting fits over authentic culture. Here in Baja, we just smile, nod, point them toward the hottest patch of desert sand, and paddle right back out to catch another clean double-overhead wave.