US Congress Flips Blue While Pescadero Baristas Wonder If Oat Milk Shipment Survived
Democrats officially seized control of Congress, sparking frantic nationwide debates over the future of American democracy. Meanwhile, down in Baja, exactly zero expats stopped staring at the overhead right-handers in Pescadero to check the CNN results. Gary, a retired actuary from Seattle, confirmed that political gridlock has zero impact on the taco truck's morning supply chain, which is the only poll that matters.