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Crowdfunded Diet Water Campaign Promises Zero Calories for Desperate Optimists

A deeply confusing capitalization scheme selling regular H2O at ten times the price under the revolutionary guise of weight loss. It is currently being heavily backed by local digital nomads who believe hydration is an emerging startup sector.

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