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humor The Beaverton 2026-11-07

Tesla’s New Cybertruck Disposal Plan: Self-Immolation by 2027

Musk has finally found a clever way to clear inventory without a fire sale; he's just waiting for the fires to happen spontaneously. It turns out the most effective feature on these stainless steel doorstops is the self-destruct button.

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