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humor Babylon Bee 2026-11-07

Local Church Discovers That Salvation Is Just A Lower Handicap Away

Cornerstone Church has officially solved the spiritual crisis by realizing that the path to heaven is best navigated with a nine iron and a virtual fairway. Apparently, divine grace is much easier to accept when you aren't triple-bogeying the back nine.

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