Bank of England Raises Rates to 4 Percent While Pescadero Surf Fires
The Bank of England hiked interest rates to 4 percent following renewed energy inflation pressures, sending global financiers into a panic. Meanwhile, down in Baja, exactly zero expats noticed because the overhead rights at Los Cerritos were simply too good to abandon. Local retiree Gary spilled a drop of his two-dollar Tecate, sighed heavily at the screen, and promptly paddled back out.