Bank of England Raises Interest Rates to 4 Percent While Cerritos Surfers Continue Not To Care
As global financial markets shuddered under the weight of escalating monetary tightening and macroeconomic uncertainty, local expatriate Chad Miller adjusted his linen shirt and confirmed that the overhead rights at San Pedrito are still firing. Economists confirmed that Todos Santos remains entirely immune to central banking policies as long as Pacifico stays under forty pesos a bottle.