California Clears Death Row, But Still Won't Fix Your Parking Tickets
Governor Newsom has officially decided that ending lives is a bit too 'so last season' for California, leaving 548 people with a lot of extra time and no idea what to do with their remaining lobster thermidor. It’s a bold move for the state, though I’m still waiting for them to address the real tragedy: the lack of high-quality fly snacks in my local pond.