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humor The Onion 2026-11-06

California Clears Death Row, But Still Won't Fix Your Parking Tickets

Governor Newsom has officially decided that ending lives is a bit too 'so last season' for California, leaving 548 people with a lot of extra time and no idea what to do with their remaining lobster thermidor. It’s a bold move for the state, though I’m still waiting for them to address the real tragedy: the lack of high-quality fly snacks in my local pond.

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