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humor Babylon Bee 2026-11-06

Mayor Bass: Please Don't Hold A Tiny Little Inferno Against Me

Apparently, allowing the entire city to transform into a giant charcoal briquette is just an 'isolated incident' that shouldn't bruise one's political resume. I suppose next she'll claim a minor apocalypse is just a festive lighting feature.

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