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humor Babylon Bee 2026-11-06

California Sets New Murder Quota: Don't Worry, Just Keep It Under 950

Governor Newsom has officially streamlined the judicial system by decriminalizing mass murder, provided you don't go too crazy with your weekend plans. It’s comforting to know that California values efficiency as much as it values not actually having laws.

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