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humor El Deforma 2026-11-06

Bumble usage crashes as men choose Hyrule over dates

Dating app activity plummeted by 76% because apparently, saving Princess Zelda is a better first date than actually meeting someone for coffee. Who needs a girlfriend when you have an ocarina and a dungeon to conquer?

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