FBI Begs DeFi Nodes to Freeze Stolen Loot While Expats Surf Right Past It
The FBI is urgently scrambling to ask decentralized finance nodes and THORChain operators to block billions in stolen funds linked to recent state-sponsored exchange breaches. Out here on the Baja coast, the southeast swell is firing overhead and nobody can be bothered to check a smart contract. Let the feds chase phantom wallet addresses through the blockchain; we are too busy trying to find a beach bar with functioning Wi-Fi.