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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-11-06

Reiki-Infused Shungite Pyramid Shields Your Margaritas From 5G Demons

Carved from genuine mystical rock and charged under a full Baja moon, this pyramid guarantees absolute spiritual alignment and EMF shielding. Every burnout yoga instructor in Todos Santos has three on their altar to cleanse the bad vibes left behind by visiting crypto bros.

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