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humor Cloud Desk Europe 2026-11-06

European Flights Grounded by Hoax Threats While Baja Sur Waits for Clean Sets

A wave of malicious bomb threats grounded flights across Europe, sending bureaucrats into an absolute panic over invisible phantom dangers. Meanwhile, down here in Baja California Sur, the offshore winds are grooming the overhead waves into glassy perfection, and nobody can understand why anyone would stress over continental airspace when a firing right-point break is begging for a paddle-out.

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