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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-11-06
Our AI Says: OXXO Designated Official Embassy for All Life's Needs After Successfully Negotiating Trade Deal with Wandering Highway Cows
Following overwhelming bureaucratic deadlock in La Paz, the local OXXO on Highway 1 has been granted sovereign embassy status. Residents can now simultaneously renew their vehicle registrations, buy questionable hot dogs, and complain about the slow internet.