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humor The Onion 2026-11-05

Trump Defunds Israel to Budget for More Shiny Golden Arches

President Trump has decided Israel is doing just fine on its own, opting to reallocate the $4 billion aid package toward his true passion: architectural vanity projects. Rest assured, the U.S. will continue providing its patented brand of high-quality emotional support for all ongoing atrocities.

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