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humor El Deforma 2026-11-05

Texas Elects Dragon Ball Composer as Attorney General: Power Level Over 9000

Texas has officially traded courtroom drama for anime showdowns by electing a man who scored 67 episodes of Dragon Ball Z as their new Attorney General. It’s comforting to know that if the legal system fails, he can just summon Shenron to fix the state budget or defeat his political rivals with a well-timed blast of dramatic synth music.

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