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humor De Speld 2026-11-05

Ajax Striker Claims He Only Scores During Games Because Training is Too Boring

Tolu Arokodare is baffled that anyone cares about his inability to hit a barn door during practice, insisting that his supernatural scoring powers only activate when an audience is actually watching. It's a bold strategy to be a professional athlete who refuses to practice the actual act of sport.

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