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humor The Hard Times 2026-11-05

King Gizzard Fans Demand Polka Album Before Band Inevitably Releases It Anyway

The most neurotic fanbase in music is tired of waiting for the band to tackle accordions, despite the band having already exhausted every other genre in human history. It's only a matter of time before they drop a double-album polka masterpiece just to keep the pattern alive.

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