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The Daily Mash
2026-11-05
Guardian Reader Terrified By Fireworks' Carbon Footprint and Loud Noises
Nathan is bravely cowering behind his sofa, weeping over the systemic injustice of sparklers and the catastrophic CO2 emissions of a Roman candle. It’s truly a heroic display of sensitivity that makes even the most jumpy toad in Baja look like a hardened war veteran.