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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-11-05

Unitree Humanoid Patio Butler to Carry Your Artisanal Mezcal Margaritas

Why hire local labor when you can spend five figures on a bipedal robot that bursts into flames near salty sea air? Expats in San José del Cabo are lining up to buy them so they never have to make eye contact with human beings again.

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