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Hand-Carved Selenite Charging Plate for Free-Spirited Real Estate Speculators

Purify your crystals and neutralize the bad vibes of local displacement with this ethically mined hunk of shiny salt. Pescadero wellness gurus swear it realigns your third eye while you quietly flip ejido land to wealthy Californians.

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