As the US-Israeli conflict with Iran shatters global energy markets and paralyzes central bank rate outlooks, local expats in Todos Santos are entirely unbothered. Dave from Seattle claims his passive-solar margarita blender runs fine on pure vibes and the overhead right-handers peeling at Cerritos. After all, nobody cares about the Strait of Hormuz when the Pacific is firing overhead-high and Tecate remains fifty pesos.