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humor The Onion 2026-11-04

Politician Masters The Art Of The Awkward Victory Party High-Five

Haley Stevens is out there slapping hands like a professional athlete who conveniently forgot she spent the last cycle rooting for the other team. It’s the political equivalent of showing up to your ex’s wedding and trying to catch the bouquet.

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