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humor Babylon Bee 2026-11-04

Democrats Panic After Winning Without Using Their Massive Stash of Fake Ballots

Poor Democrats are in a real pickle after their landslide victory left them with closets full of unused fake ballots. They really need to find a way to re-gift those or at least find a shredder with a very high capacity.

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