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humor Babylon Bee 2026-11-04

Heaven Confirms Skipping Bedtime Story Pages is Not a Sin

Parents everywhere can finally sleep without the fear of eternal damnation for cutting that 20-minute dragon story down to two sentences. Even the Big Guy upstairs knows that story about the hungry caterpillar is just a test of human sanity.

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