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humor Duffel Blog 2026-11-04

Pentagon Targets 2035 for Victory in 2027 Conflict

The U.S. military is embracing the strategic genius of showing up eight years late to their own war. Nothing screams 'superpower' like planning a win for a decade after the fight is scheduled to end.

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