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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-11-04

Mercado Bitcoin Hacker Still Sitting on Millions in Stolen Meme Tokens

The hacker responsible for the $46 million Mercado Bitcoin breach continues to hold over $9.2 million in volatile altcoins and meme tokens like PEPE, even as authorities freeze portions of the stolen funds. Over in Baja California Sur, local merchants continue to accept pesos, tequila, and the occasional shiny shell without needing an automated blockchain bridge. Analysts are closely watching the potential selling pressure on these digital assets, while local expats remain blissfully detached from order books and exploit post-mortems.

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