The FBI has formally requested that THORChain and other decentralized finance platforms freeze transactions tied to the massive Binance exploit. Down in Baja, we love a good bureaucratic request, especially when it carries about as much weight as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. Since decentralized nodes are scattered across the globe like lost flip-flops, nobody here can figure out who's supposed to click 'stop.' Meanwhile, the local beach dogs are practicing better governance than the entire Web3 ecosystem, and the surf is firing anyway.