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Cloud Luxury
2026-11-04
Unitree G1 Humanoid Robot: Your Own Personal Yard-Bot for Carrying Margaritas
A terrifying bipedal mechanical servant that can jog, box, and occasionally tumble down a dusty arroyo for under twenty grand. Todos Santos tech-refugees are buying them in bulk to pace nervously around their minimalist concrete compounds and intimidate the local iguanas.