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Amethyst Third-Eye Cluster: Stop Overthinking Your Crypto Portfolio Losses

A jagged chunk of purple quartz guaranteed to realign your chakras and absolve you of the guilt of gentrifying a sleepy fishing village. Every yoga instructor in Todos Santos keeps three on her altar to successfully manifest another season of overpriced sound baths.

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