The United States government has unleashed another massive tranche of declassified UAP documents featuring federal agents spotting stealthy triangular craft playing hide-and-seek over mountain ridges. Meanwhile, the only unidentified flying objects soaring across the Baja horizon are pelicans diving for breakfast and an occasional empty Pacifico can caught in a thermal gust. We checked the sky from our hammock, decided the aliens probably don't have a better beach break than Zihuatanejo or Los Cerritos, and went back to sleep.