Europol Smashes International Guns-for-Cannabis Ring While Baja Locals Ignore Everything for Double Overhead Sets
European authorities triumphantly cracked a transnational network trading DIY Frankenstein firearms for massive shipments of Spanish and Balkan weed, completely missing the point that true spiritual enlightenment is dropping into a clean right-hand point break in Todos Santos. While continental bureaucrats hyperventilate over underground arms smuggling, down here in Baja California Sur our primary illegal enterprise is debating whether fish tacos taste better with or without cabbage while the surf is firing and nobody cares.