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humor The Shovel 2026-11-04

Trump Shocked That Voters Took His 'Imagine I'm On The Ballot' Advice Too Literally

The man who spent the entire election demanding visibility is now complaining he wasn't visible enough, blissfully unaware that voters gave him exactly the 'go away' signal he asked for. It's truly a masterclass in failing to realize that your own shadow is the most annoying thing in the room.

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