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humor Babylon Bee 2026-11-03

Democracy Officially Declared Void If You Don't Seek Validation Online

Sarah Mitchell learned the hard way that in modern America, a ballot is merely a scrap of paper unless it is accompanied by a vanity-fueled social media post. Apparently, if your civic duty doesn't generate likes, it never actually happened.

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