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humor The Onion 2026-11-03

Chili’s Secret Ingredient Revealed: Now With 100% More Industrial Degreaser

North Carolina patrons finally learned the hard way that 'extra kick' in their margaritas wasn't top-shelf tequila, but a cleaning solvent that truly scrubs the soul. At least they didn't have to pay extra for the chemical peel.

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