humor
Babylon Bee
2026-11-03
Be Careful What You Wish For: Danny’s Wife Just Hit Her Personal Thermal Shift
After years of suffering in a human-sized sauna, Danny finally got his wish for warmth, only to discover that his wife’s new internal heater is powered by the fiery pits of menopause. He’s now trading in his sweaters for a parka just to survive the living room climate crisis.