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humor The Onion 2026-11-03

GOP Celebrates Record Turnout of Terrifying First-Time Voter Intimidators

The Republican party is beaming with pride over the surge in new volunteers who express their civic duty by brandishing lead pipes instead of ballots. Nothing says 'defending democracy' like terrorizing strangers from the driver’s seat of a sedan, an inspiring new hobby for the neighborhood menace.

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