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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-11-03

Solana Spot ETFs Suffer Record $71 Million Exodus as Whales Head for the Exits

US spot Solana ETFs recorded roughly $71 million in single-session exits, marking their largest daily outflow since inception as whales aggressively dump their bags. Over in Baja, the local taco vendor accepts crumpled pesos and shiny glass Coca-Cola bottles, completely unfazed by high-beta layer-1 liquidations. While crypto Twitter loses its collective mind over a dropping RSI, we are far more concerned with whether the afternoon breeze will pick up enough for a sunset session at the point.

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