The FBI has officially requested that THORChain and various decentralized finance nodes put a polite stop to transactions linked to a neat little $6.3 billion Binance exploit orchestrated by North Korea's finest. Down here in Baja, we’re currently watching the local generator sputter out for the third time this week while the surf remains entirely flat, leaving us with zero bandwidth to care about cross-chain compliance dilemmas. Good luck asking autonomous node operators in underground bunkers to halt code when most expats here can't even remember their own Wi-Fi passwords.