Look, another batch of imaginary internet tokens cratered into the digital abyss because people discovered that a whitepaper written in a Discord server isn't a viable retirement plan. Out here in Todos Santos, the Pacific is firing clean overhead sets and the local pelicans are managing their risk profiles much better than any web3 hedge fund manager. Keep staring at those green and red candles, Gary. The only decentralized ledger anyone cares about down here is the chalkboard tab at the fish taco stand.