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Charged Orgone Pyramid For Trapping Bad Energy From Local Water Trucks

A delightful lump of resin, copper shavings, and crushed quartz guaranteed to transmute the existential dread of a dry well into pure fiscal detachment. Pescadero wellness gurus line their Palapa windowsills with these to block the heavy vibrational frequency of passing propane trucks.

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