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humor The Chaser 2026-11-03

Melbourne Cup Veterinarians Now Authorized to Turn Sprained Ankles into Craft Supplies

In a brilliant display of efficiency, track officials decided that a twisted ankle is the perfect excuse to retire a jockey directly to the glue factory. It's truly heartwarming to see them prioritize profit margins over the minor inconvenience of keeping the staff alive.

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