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humor The Hard Times 2026-11-03

Chuck Schumer Confirms Democratic Victories Are Against Party Policy

Chuck Schumer is doubling down on his commitment to mediocrity, insisting that actual electoral success is a breach of Democratic brand integrity. Why try winning when you can gracefully maintain your spot in the 'Loser Hall of Fame' for another decade?

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