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humor The Beaverton 2026-11-02

Local Man Who Forgot Democracy Exists Explains U.S. Politics to Everyone Anyway

Mark Nellis, a champion of civic absenteeism, has pivoted from ignoring his own country's elections to becoming the self-appointed geopolitical oracle of American midterms. It is truly inspiring to see someone with zero track record offer so much unsolicited expertise.

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